Boom.
Can everyone just reblog this once?
apply cold water to the burn area
(via amicusthebadger)
Reblog if you understand this..
Lord have mercy on you if you dont.
If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.
^this
omg nostalgia
YESSSS!
And the memories come back <3
aaaaaaaaaaaaah
herp derp
I remembered as soon as I got to the guava juice lol
I was singing this, is that bad?
My childhood <3
ahhhh! <333
(via ohgeeogie)
with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.I am legit dying.
i can’t run and i can’t hide
(via percywhathappened)
(Source: thecivilunrest, via annicaspoons)
| Me: | Oh my god. My period is late. |
| Me: | AM I PREGNANT? |
| Me: | Wait... |
| Me: | Still a virgin. |
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| Me: | I must be carrying the next baby jesus. |
| Me: | Seems legit. |
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
No but
Stark probably did that to Steve, just to get to him you know?
he probably spent WEEKS saying the dirtiest things possible to Steve while still being JUST appropriate enough to get away with it.
You know what’d be funny? If he tried to introduce Steve to “that’s what she said” jokes only for Steve to tell him “Please, I lived with the guy who INVENTED those jokes. I KNEW the girl those jokes were originally referring to. She was nice. Lived down the street. Worked at a laundromat. Her name was Cindy. She gave me a bagel one time.”
(via crayolasaurus)
(Source: neckstime, via annicaspoons)
he could be called Literate Lad and he’ll save the world by reading to children and villains alike to keep them educated and thoughtful and teach them the strength of words versus evil ray beams.
(Source: aimemente, via percywhathappened)